This was a really smart insult, if you ask me.

My wife showed me a tweet last night. Some smug alpha-bro was pontificating stupidly about something (who even cares what it is). You know the type: probably hangs a bunch of political/nationalist flags from his jacked up, North American truck. Probably straps up in open-carry states whenever he goes to a Walmart. Probably cheers very obnoxiously during any display of fireworks. Never NOT smoking. Litters while at the beach. Chomping at the bit to Stand His Ground. The kind of asshole who puts salt on his watermelon and then reminds you of this fact every time he takes a bite.

"I take salt with my watermelon, now..."

Yes. I am painting with exceedingly broad brush strokes. But you know exactly who I am talking about, right? Anyway, somebody else in the feed pipes up and shouts:

"You have a face that looks easy to draw."

That's it. Simple as that. And then, wouldn't you know it? People started crudely drawing the dude's face. And it WAS, in fact, SUPER easy to draw. What a burn.

Here's a picture of what the guy probably looks like.