I wish I had more to say. But I don't. Other than this:

Ferrero Roche. What a big cocked name for such a mezzanine tier chocolate. What a shitload of pomp and circumstance as far as packaging goes. With regard to taste: promising sound and fury but signifying the square root of nothing. This chocolate leads a quiet life of desperation.

Here's what I am talking about. The Southpark Roshambo of candy.